CHOICE COD
Pick up your laptop, bring it to the mirror, turn it upside-down, and read the title of this post. You’ll shit bricks.



German restaurateur allows his customers to smoke inside. Sort of.





Pick up your laptop, bring it to the mirror, turn it upside-down, and read the title of this post. You’ll shit bricks.
Maine is also the most recent state to be an asshole.
Eugh. Why am I Tumbling so much tonight? Edit: Nothing I’m Tumbling has any real content to it either.
Do you like that it depicts how badly I want a stache and how I am a gay?
Though I suppose the other one did the same.

(via skeetshoot)
Skeetshoot, stop. You’re going to make me suck your dick.
Damn, I’ve got to get sick and stay in on Friday nights more often.
Okay, so it’s not coffee; it’s tea. That negates the cigarette given my current illness, right?
(via skeetshoot)
EUTHANIZE THESE POOR ANIMALS.